How many tiny tots does it take to make an adult?!?

Is there any logical answer to this? Don't cheat(google) and, as I am a little choosy in giving points, make sure you get a flattering knife. Also, if you are a girl, your chances of getting points will increase by 97% and you will also get a chance to talk to me about this thing privately. Attractive offer. I asked this questions to British and they were very elegantly unable to answer this tough nut to crack. So, get your calculators and....